The best thing in the world is seeing old actors promoting walk-in sit-down bath tubs.

At least adult swim played a song from tomorrow’s harvest in one of their bumps.

I can’t fucking sleep

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

framesjanco:

a haiku

i am so horny
i am so so so horny
i am so horny

Reblogged from teenage kicks
Reblogged from fuck.

fennecs:

if you’re gonna put music on during sex make sure it’s a live album so people clap for you every five minutes

Reblogged from Sex+
sirknitsalot:

invertedconverted:

shallowxgraves:

What is the point even?

Jesus fucking Christ.

… Seriously?

sirknitsalot:

invertedconverted:

shallowxgraves:

What is the point even?

Jesus fucking Christ.

… Seriously?

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macateallthespookings:

Heard Yeezus didn’t have album art, so I

Reblogged from thats so metal

Ha, best part of that entire anime.

Reblogged from Abnormalize