The best thing in the world is seeing old actors promoting walk-in sit-down bath tubs.
The best thing in the world is seeing old actors promoting walk-in sit-down bath tubs.
At least adult swim played a song from tomorrow’s harvest in one of their bumps.
I can’t fucking sleep
I lost the cap to a soda bottle
Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid.
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE
a haiku
i am so horny
i am so so so horny
i am so horny